Offer Void Where Prohibited Some Restrictions May Apply
A little about Mice Elf:
I am a laid-back, long-haired old beach bum, a poet who is unafraid to recite my own verse in public, and a hopeless romanticist, its true, but I have also enjoyed having been successful as a builder, realtor, architect, commercial deep sea diver, priest, alligator wrangler, dog trainer, safari outfitter and guide, art instructor, fashion photographer, college professor, writer, author and editor, among many other vocations and avocations.
Im disabled now and in a wheelchair with chronic pain that .
I am neither a nor a "god-fearing man" but worship the random chaos of Mother Nature. It would please me greatly if you follow the path of solitary Wicca and are a little kinky.
There are plenty of other reasons not to date me but those are the top ten.
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To be fair, though, there are also a few reasons that you might want to consider dating me, so here they are:
I am wholly and completely free of any commitments, encumberments, obligations, responsibilities, debts or drama. My time is free to devote entirely to the happiness and well-being of only one woman, working and playing side by side with her for the remainder of my days.
I am the eldest of five siblings and was born under the sign of Scorpio. Do the math and adult wants sex tonight Soddy-Daisy youll see that I am a natural born Alpha, a superlative communicator and an unusually kind, generous, gentle, patient, considerate, compassionate and supportive protector and provider.
The Girl of My Dreams:
To me, every day is Hawkins Day, every night is ladies night and every dance is ladies choice.
My litany is that of the lifeboat warden, "Women and first!"
Im looking for a sapiosexual cross between the porcelain on top of the Christmas tree and Malibu ; a smart, funny someone special I can worship and adore but still take out to the beach and play with; an Oakley, "me-Tarzan-you" kind of tomboy who looks as good in a little black dress and pearls as I do in a linen suit and a Swiss watch.
If you hook up with me, you will have to be able to tolerate a lot of attention, being addressed by terms of endearment, being worshiped, praised and adored constantly, being given silly gifts like wildflowers, feathers and pine cones, and being touched a lot.
It would also be cool if you spoke Esperanto and played the Theremin.
Your own recent photo together with a poem hopefully one youll improvise for the occasion guarantee a reply.
Magic is happening all around us all the time.
Love and Light will find us and bind us.
Abraque ad habrah!